Narrator(to audience):Perhaps you all noticed something strangely odd,
Every, single, time the Slayers run roughshod,
On each other,
They can't smother,
Their wicked chemistry.

Buffy and Faith:We know, we're dysfunctional, with a bond vocational.

Narr:But where they had really missed the boat is

B&F: "I'm in love but, I can't let her notice."

Narr: Faith's trademark smouldering smile
Made B's libido run wild,
Pressure cookers don't hold this much tension.
Extror-dinary sexual tension.
Then one dark night they cut loose. They just let go.

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Before, too long, Faith thought she should throw in some spice,
To sex, with the, girl who was formerly her vice.
Faith went and bought,
Herself a cock,
A multi-coloured cock to wear!

Faith's new phallus was jelly and seven inch.
The harness she bought hung it off her hips in a pinch.
And this is why
It caught the eye
Tucked in her underwear.
And so when Faith tried it on,
She knew her carrot days were gone.
How she loved sexual deviation.
She bought dicks in every variation.
Faith stored all her lovely cocks,
In a velvet lined wooden box.
Such a dazzling chest of many dildos.
A stunning array of many dildos.
They were red, and yellow, and green and brown and blue.

Later Buffy was so pleased with what she found.
Buffy: "God Faith, I feel like a kid in a playground!
I'm galvanized, between my thighs.
Come an' get it, sweet thing!"

Narr: That night grew really obscene,
They lubed up like two canned sardines.
When they ate each others' whisker biscuit,
You heard screaming all across the district.

Buffy: " You look handsome, honeytart.
You are my walking work of art.
With your phalluses of many inches.
Let's use the one with spiralling ridges."

Narr: Faith had cut& uncut& veined& wood& lucite& latex& leather& clear&
rippled& rubber& dolphin& pronged& jellied& Jeff& Styker with rings& face
harnesses& vaginal plugs& butt plugs a double strap harness& one you velcro
to your bicep& red& yellow& green& brown& scarlet& neon& ochre& peach& ruby&
olive& violet& fawn& lilac& gold& chocolate& mauve& cream& crimson& silver&
rose& azure& lemon& russet& gray& purple& white& pink& orange& blue!