BUFFY:
I am real one, it's obvious
There's really only one of us
I'm not to blame, the facts are plain
I got the Watcher, he's got the brains
And I am the real one. She's just an extra

FAITH: I am the real one, everyone knows
I've got the style, she's got the nose
She is the older, I am the younger
So after all, is it any wonder?
I am the real one, she's just an extra

BOTH: People say we're two peas in a pod
And we should work with each other
There's something that they forgot

BUFFY: I am the real one, she's just an extra
I'm not to blame, the facts are plain
I always win, whenever we train
And I am the real one, she's just an extra

BOTH: People say we're two peas in a pod
And we should deal with each other
There's something that they forgot

FAITH: We're not the same, whatever you say

BUFFY: I love her and she's okay
But I am the real one, she's just an extra

FAITH: You wish! I am the real one, she's just an extra

BUFFY: Untrue. I am the real one, she's just an extra

FAITH: I'm sorry. I am the real one, she's just an extra..