"Angel, I still don't understand why you want to do this. Especially with me."

"Faith, you have so much experience with this sort of thing, and you're only 18. I'm almost 250 and I still don't know what I'm doing when it comes to this."

"I find that really hard to believe. I mean, B never complained about it or anything. But then again she never really liked talking about you and well that would fall under that category."

"Those memories still hurt me. I never thought I'd be doing this again anyway. Just please don't tell anyone we're doing this."

"Well I'm sure the ladies will appreciate the fact that you're making an effort to improve your technique."

"I'm not sure I ever had a 'technique' to begin with, actually. I just kind of jumped in and moved around in jerky movements."

"Are you serious?! THAT'S how bad you were?"

"Well sometimes I could just rock back and forth and just wrap my arms around the other person."

"Okay, that's not bad.but then anyone can do that. You need to find a proper rhythm first of all."

"Like this?"

"OW! No, definitely not like that! Look, put your arms around me like this.and start slow."

"Alright, slow. How's this?"

"Much better.but now you have speed it up.you already know how to do it slowly. Personally I only know one speed."

"Yes, I know. I think everyone knows that, Faith. That's why I asked you to teach me. Now do I have to keep my arms around you like this, or can I move them elsewhere?"

"Well of course you can move them elsewhere.that was just a starting point."

"Oh. Faith, when I've seen you do this, you manage to do this grinding thing with your hips."

"'Grinding thing with my hips'? Man, are you ever naive when it comes to this! You sound like you're 16 or something!"

"Look, this was done much differently back in my day. Even the way Darla and I did it."

"Darla?"

"Never mind.not important. Just show me how."

"I am, I am! Look, you're going to have to move your hips in kind of a circular motion.but not in a cheesy Ricky Martin-type way. You want a good thrusting motion.ooooh, yeah, like that.

"So this is good?"

"Oh yeah.very good."

"I don't know how much longer I can last doing it this way though."

"Just a bit longer.move in a bit closer..a little faster..alright, you can stop now."

"Thank god."

"Did I wear you out?"

"Let's just say it's a good thing I don't breathe.because I would have been out of breath a while back."

"I don't understand, you can go out and kick demon ass all night long, but this you have trouble with? Come on, where's your stamina? You realize that once you start going out, you're going to have to do this for hours."

"Hours?!"

"Uh huh."

"Oh man."

"Ready for another go at it?"

"Already?!"

"Hell yeah, already."

"Okay..."

"What the HELL is going on in here!?"

"Cordelia! I, uh.we.Faith was...we were.."

"Hey Queen C, you wanna join in? I'm giving the big guy some pointers."

"Uh no, I don't think so. I'm going to be traumatized as it is."

"Cordelia, I just thought that if I learned a new technique..."

"Angel, I really don't need to know the why. Really. I'm just going to go elsewhere.and pretend I didn't just see you and Faith dancing in your office."

"Well so much for keeping this a secret."